Division Winner Predictions.
AFC
AFC East: Buffalo Bills. There Are No Foregone Conclusions In Football. It’s A World littered With The Bones Of Decaying Bones Projection And Simulations. A Place Where The Mind Altering Spells The “Ancient One” Continue to Suffuse His Dawnless Reign—a Dystopia Of Broken Dreams Where All “Sure Things” Come With Cautionary Tales. Nevertheless, The Bills Are A Lock Here. They won't Have An Easy Go At The Top—Coughing Up A W To The Patriots won't Hurt Too Much— But Even If Josh Allen Doesn’t Fend Off Some Of His Lulls From A Year Ago. I Believe The Bills Will Collapse At Some Point. No Organization Can Bear Such as Atlas Like Expectations But For Now, The Remains In A Calm Dynastic Transition.
AFC West: Raiders.
Raiders, Chargers. Chargers, Raiders. These Two Rivals Went Blow For Blow for The Final Playoff Spot. The Raiders Walked Across. The Chargers Went Back To The Drawing Board. They've climbed Back From Defeat Both Revamped, With The Division Up For Grasp. Devante Adams Makes The Raiders A Top Five Offense Out Of The Box. Every Dimension Of Your Offense Feels His Presence. Derek Carr Will Have To Stare Down His Offensive Line Just as Much As he Looks Away Safety, But That’s No New Issue For A play Designer Josh McDaniels Caliber. The Chargers Make A Strong Divisional Push. Justin Herbert Gains Some Rewards Recognition and The Chargers Secure A Wild Card Berth.
AFC North: Baltimore Ravens.
In All My Years Of Following Football, I've Never Witness A MORE Daunting, Domineering, League Altering Force Than A Contract-Motivate Quarterback. When More Than Wins and Losses are On The Line, Quarterbacks Rack Up More Wins Than Losses. Prepare To Witness A Lamar Unbound. One Awoken In The Matrix With All The Codebreakers At His Arm Length. Lamar's Will Feel The Blame Game Blie In His Heart And His Head Over The Lost Of Hollywood Brown. (You Weren't Perfect, But You Made LIFE Worth it). That’s Leaves More Fun For Mark Andrews.
AFC South: Tennessee Titans.
Colts, Titans, Colts, Titans. I've Tried, Honestly. I Read and Listen To The Panelist, The Exhortation; It’s The “Return Of The Matt.” The Colts Are The Hot Take. I Only See Disappointment And Let Down Shortly. The Titan Has Lost A Few Shinny Pieces Of Armor Since Taking Home The AFC Top Honor Last Season. The Football gods Are Whimsical, But They reward Hard Work. Mike Vrabel’s Squad Has Won “Battered” In The Past, On The Stripes Of Valor, Continuity This Those Theme Subsist The South’s Standard Bearer Of Resilience. The Titans Will Win The Division. Overcoming The Odds Every “Expires” The Fight In A Team. Will They Have Any Gas Left To Challenge Anyone In The AFC Or become A Door To Another Champion?
Division Winner.
NFC West: Cardinals.
If I'm betting On Any Quarterback in This Division, It's K1. Controversy Aside, I Can't Say If Murray Needed Extra Motivation, But He's Special. If The Cards Split The First Six games On The Season With Deandre Hopkins. Look Out Down The Stretch When An If Healthy Cardinals Team can Out-Pace Team's With Four WideReceiverr Sets Looking Like a Liger Zero Panzer With Canons Perch On Ever Quadrant.
NFC East: Commander.
I’m Not Buying Into Any “buy low, sell high” Revival Stock On Carson Wentz. I Think He’s One And Done In Washington Even If He Shakes His Accident Prone Ways. His Skill Position Players Are Deft Accommodate The “Un-Even” Play Behind At Command. Jahan Dotson Lead Rookie Receivers In Yardage. The Defense Has A Bounce Back Campaign. The Commanders Also Have The Easiest projected Schedule(ESPN). The Commanders Coaching Staff Will Have To Manage The Meter With Wentz, Like Jack Torrance In The Shining. Letting Him Heat Up, Test The Arm Deep, Throw The Ball More Than 20 Each Game Maybe Keep His Confidence Alice, But Not Let Him Over Heat and Implode On The Team. Suppose You Wanted To Pick A better Quarterback to lead Your Team Under Pristine Circumstances; look No Further Than Dak Prescott. Now His Run Of Genuine, Quality Play looks Ready To Sputters Off The Rails. With The Talent Around Bottoming Out, Will The Demand For Dak to Do More Spell Doom? Yes, In My Estimation. The Eagles Know What They Have In Jalen Hurts, And Ultimately He’s Not Enough. The NFC East Title Continues To Tilt Back and Back and Back Again.
NFC South: Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
*Chuckles Amusingly* These Past few Years Of Bucs Fandom Ranked Amongst The Best Years I Have Had In Football Fandom. Brady Will Move To Another Situation, Possibly Miami. One Thing For Certain I’ll Be One Step In Tow With Him. The Bucs Ride another “Special Run” To The Super Bowl. If The Team Stay Healthy, Brady Pushes Out Five Racks. In This Scenario, Todd Bowles Blitzes, And The Safety Gets Home. Booked The Bucs To The Playoffs; Matters of Fact Add A Conference Championship Game For Good Measure. If We Use Chris Godwin's Startling Early Recovery From ACL Surgery As Benchmark Of Medical Heroics, Except The Bucs To Return To Full Strength.
NFC North: The Green Packers.
A Leopard Doesn’t Change Its stripes. In The Tradition Of Legendary Competitive Regular Season Team—Like The Suns In Basketball—The Packers Continue To Keep The Winning Machine by Churning Out Dubs. They’ll Need 11-13 Wins—Easily Within The Range Of Outcomes. In Two Team Division, The Vikings Are a Tempting option. Kirk Cousin Rounds Out His Passing Game Crossing Over The 4500 Yard Marker And Brings The Vikes Within Canon Range Of Packers. If Aaron Rodgers Starts The Season, Reminding Fans To Relax One More Season, That Could Spell trouble. I Don’t, But in InTo Preseason Hype Or Statical Redirect, The Vikings are Alive. Am I Trusting The Vikings To Win Close Games? Again, The Leopards.
